in less than two

(note: well, they started army crawling on Monday, August 29th, and they DEFINITELY showed me that they know how to do it.
i guess they surpassed the norm.  they only sit up supported, haven't fallen face forward to get in position, but just started to army crawl...)

can it be only 11 o'clock?!

the girls and i have been awake since a little past 8, and here's what we've accomplished:

- playing and moving around in their play area here at my parents' house
- Mama updating some hilarious baby incidents on FB
- putting the laptop on the ground, and the girls start coming towards it, so i brilliantly thought, let's Skype.
- so, Skyping with Tati
- Willow has a loose-poopy (BM mustardy with a bit of solids/formula in it) diaper, so we keep Skyping as mama changes it (which Willow thinks its then time for her "rolling over" gymnastics' routine), i set the diaper aside in a bucket as i proceed to change Bliss' diaper.
- gab asks me why our daughter's still naked as i attempt to keep Willow from banging on the keys on the computer.  (apparently, she thinks that's how we type emails to Tati.)

then, here's what happens in less than two minutes:
- we end our Skype convo, and in the moment that i'm trying to finish Bliss' diaper change, Willow moved towards the diaper in the bucket (at least two, three feet away), grabs it, and i look over to find the diaper ALL over her...
- i shriek, "no, Willow!" and she starts to cry... then, i see some (yes) *ahem* "stuff" on her top lip, her left arm, her right arm... by the computer... oh boy!  had to move fast!!!
- quickly, i grabbed a wet soapy cloth and attempt to clean it up, but see that Bliss is still naked, and i wanted to put on some lotion/cream on her  body.  however, Bliss would rather have my California Baby Diaper Area Wash, so i kick that out of the way (at least four, five feet this time), grab Willow to clean her up, and meanwhile, Bliss' STILL army crawling going for that CB spray WITH her naked booty!!!  she was DETERMINED.  i got it away from her for good, and she, of course, was upset.  yay!
- i was so nervous that Bliss was going to... you know... take care of her bodily functions without the diaper (but, what's one more mess?).
- i felt so bad for Willow, but cleaned her up as good as new, ***finally*** changed Bliss' diaper, clothed her, gave her a bottle, put her blanket around her head, and homegirl is out cold.  on the ground.  like her sister the previous two days.
- clothed Willow, and put her in the back crib with a bottle since apparently her sissy decided to forego her sleeping arrangements and take advantage of the rock hard floor.

~silence~

OH BOY!!!  i can't help but think- Did that really just happen?

a movie couldn't have scripted that better, and in the midst of everything, i just couldn't believe everything that kept happening while also chuckling a laugh that it was so bizarre!  major domino effect!

definitely goes down in the books.

the adventures of twins, poopy diapers, multi-tasking, making quick, irrational decisions, and how-not-to-Skype! 

positive: they KNOW how to army crawl now, my ADHD was maxed out!

negative: hopefully, they'll never read this post.